Comments on: Rant: The Italian Bird

By: frank

frank — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:02:19 +0000

@kim:

My God. I completely forgot about her teeth. I hope you have an adequate peanut retrieval system worked out now that she’s also using her “skills” to deliver the news.

By: kim

kim — Tue, 04 Sep 2007 17:39:54 +0000

I don’t mind her food. But two things about her just really annoy me:

1. Her teeth. Notice that when she smiles, her mouth looks like the size of a submarine. And you can practically see her gums each time. And her teeth are so damn sparkly white. I just can’t stand her smile. She needs to turn that smile upside down and make it a frown!

2. Cleavage. Notice that she is always wearing something that’s low cut so you can see her cleavage. And she leans in front of the camera sometimes so you can practically see her bra color. I get this urge to throw a peanut at my television, aiming it at her cleavage.

By: jess

jess — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 15:42:26 +0000

Friggin hilarious.

By: frank

frank — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:47:03 +0000

@Paul N:

Ina rules. Completely.

By: Paul N

Paul N — Sat, 01 Sep 2007 01:37:07 +0000

It’s like porno-cuisine, with the soft camera lenses and the extreme food closeups. She’s pretty awful but better than Rachael Ray. Personally I go for Ina Garten, she’s so calming.