Michelle totally has the hots for Daniel Craig. Seriously, she’s got a major thing for him, which is surprising because she really doesn’t go for people in the movies. I’ve been pretty amused by it mostly because I don’t find him very threatening. I mean, it’s not like he’s Dutch or anything.

So, anyway, I thought up this joke about her crush and why I’ve started wearing my hair really short.

Michelle has got a massive crush on Daniel Craig. If he showed up at our front door, she’d totally throw me out by my hair. That’s why I shaved my head. That’s what you call “planning ahead.”

When I told this little gem to Michelle, her eyes glazed over and she just stared off into space.

With my pride deeply bruised, I said, “Don’t you think that’s funny?”

“…Oh, sorry…I started thinking about what it would be like to have him show up at the front door. That would be totally cool. Maybe he would come in for a beer or something. We need to make sure we always have beer.”

Nice. Now I’m a little concerned.